Fedo - A female Pedophile
Ahngwe - Getting angry at someone for getting angry
Sneeze-up - A party for underground sneeze fetishists
Exobradyperpation - When you’re walking down the street on your way home only to crawl to a stop as never-ending waves of tourists block your way, every one of them traveling at sub-2mph speeds.
Lonerd - The moment that the hot girl leaves your train without giving you a glancing look as she leaves and you die a little inside.
Twunt - A swear that’s not a swear
Inviction - The feeling of guilt for doing something, even if you didn’t do it
Penvy - The feeling of avarice for someone else’s stationary.
Snick - The sick feeling that you are getting sick.
Jealoser - A person who is constantly envious of the moral authority that is afforded to people who have it worse than they do